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Hilarious! Babies Take On Social Media

In my day, you were lucky if you could master the whole 'verbal communication' thing before age 3. But the kids these days -- they're on the social media before they can stomach pureed organic kale!

Perhaps inspired by the precocity of The Royal Foetus, the New Yorker has compiled a list of the best Facebook posts by infants about their parents. Some of our favourites:

"Sasha drives me crazy with her incessant breast-feeding, but it’s all worth it at the end of the day when she smiles at me with her crow’s-feet eyes and coffee-stained teeth."

"Has anyone ever told parents that it’s kind of weird how they watch and listen to us on grainy black-and-white cameras all night? #stalkmuch?"

"Shopping with Mom for new onesies. Still haven’t lost my baby fat. Guess who won’t be looking in the dressing-room mirror today?"

We can just see them now -- rattle in one hand, the other stabbing their i-Pad mini with those dimply-dumply liddle handies. No vlog today, because Junior got apple-sauce in his webcam. For more, check out the full article here.

PS Yes, we know they're fake. But you know it's not long till it's a reality -- if we haven't all become robots, that is. 


Posted by Sarah Laing
2012-12-12, 10:36:13

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