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Name Your Tune!Stop, in the name of love (songs)! Whaddya mean you don’t have “a song”? Are you saying that you missed out on one of the fundamental rites of passage in a new relationship, namely the selection of a sappier-than-maple-syrup, slower-than-molasses ballad that succinctly vocalized everything that was brimming in your love-drunk heart?

This simply won’t do. You see, in five years, that very tune might be used as a peace offering during a lovers’ quarrel. In 30 years, it just might be the magic panty-peeler you need to get your wife to put out after a long dry spell. And in 50 years, your children will probably hire a mediocre garage band to play it at your anniversary party.

Now that you understand the sheer magnitude of this oversight, it’s time to make a selection, and quickly. (Note: If you also skipped spending 48 hours straight in bed and hungrily groping in public, the only solution is to break up and get back together again.)

Photograph of a cassette with tape spewing out of it in the shape of a heart.

The Song: From This Moment
The Artist: Shania Twain
Classic Lyric: From this moment I have been blessed / I live only for your happiness / And for your love I’d give my last breath / From this moment on
Make This One Yours If: Your sex life isn’t complete without cowboy boots, lassos and lots of sidesaddle action.

The Song: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
The Artist: Bryan Adams
Classic Lyric: I would fight for you / I’d lie for you / Walk the wire for you / Yeah, I’d die for you
Make This One Yours If: You’re still sporting high-waisted jeans and Hypercolor T-shirts, are crazy for Julia Roberts and think Pearl Jam is a condiment.

The Song: The Power of Love
The Artist: Céline Dion
Classic Lyric: ’Cause I am your lady / And you are my man / Whenever you reach for me / I’ll do all that I can
Make This One Yours If: You’ve gone back to 1955, made out with your mom and come back to 1985 only to find your life has vastly improved and you really missed your permed girlfriend. Wait—that’s Huey Lewis & the News’ “Power of Love.” Okay, obviously scrap the Céline ’cause we all know Huey wins that battle, hands-down.

The Song: I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing
The Artist: Aerosmith
Classic Lyric: I don’t wanna close my eyes / I don’t wanna fall asleep / ’Cause I’d miss you baby / And I don’t wanna miss a thing
Make This One Yours If: You both suffer from insomnia and are borderline stalking each other.

The Song: The Lady in Red
The Artist: Chris de Burgh
Classic Lyric: The lady in red / Is dancing with me / Cheek to cheek
Make This One Yours If: She’s prone to vicious sunburns.

The Song: Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
The Artist: Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald
Classic Lyric: You like potayto and I like potahto / You like tomayto and I like tomahto
Make This One Yours If: One of you is a mail-order bride from Kyrgyzstan.

The Song: No Matter What
The Artist: Boyzone
Classic Lyric: No matter what they call us / However they attack / No matter where they take us / We’ll find our own way back
Make This One Yours If: You’ve married an old codger for his millions and want to keep up the facade—at least until he’s in a coma.