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Deck his Wall The Xmas remix! (Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

fingertips typing on an iPad

Deck his wall, ain't Facebook jolly?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He was yours, now he's with Polly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Easy breakup, no hard feelings,
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So just a nice season's greetings.
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Hang on, something on his news feed,
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Relationship status: getting married!?
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But he claimed he was like Clooney,
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Couldn't wed, would make him loony.
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He's a lying, sleazy, prick!
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You say as much: type, type, type, click.
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What have we here? Pix in his ginch,
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Scanning, tagging what a cinch!
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